Tailless Dog Chasing Nothing
NEW YORK - Reggie, a neighborhood dog, was seen running in circles the way an average dog would while chasing their tail, though, Reggie has no tail, so he’s really just chasing nothing, bystanders confirmed.
“I don’t get it!” commented neighborhood resident Michael Farn. “Like, what is he chasing? With nothing to chase, he’s just running in circles. What a weirdo!”
Reggie’s close friend Arnold, a neighborhood cat, was relieved by the odd behavior.
“Usually he chases me,” Arnold mentioned. “So it’s nice to see him occupied with something else, even if it is indicative of him kind of losing his mind a little. I can rest, relax, and plan out new ways to torment him!”
Though Reggie appears to be chasing nothing, many suspect it is a “phantom limb” situation, where he thinks he has a tail, but there is no way to know for sure, as he never stops chasing the absence of tail long enough to investigate.
Article by Louie Aronowitz - @louiearonowitz