Faux Pas? Dog Wears White Coat After Labor Day
NEW YORK - Neighborhood dog, Jackson, is being ridiculed for lack of fashion sense after continuing to wear his white coat after Labor Day, sources indicate.
“Everyone knows you don’t wear white after Labor Day,” commented Bunny, a Golden Retriever. “White is a summer color, once winter rolls around you gotta switch it up. I don’t know what Jackson is thinking! He’s out of his mind!”
Jackson, though aware of the social taboo, is unable to change his coat.
“Yeah I get it, no white after Labor Day,” he exclaimed! “But seriously, what do you want from me?! My only other option is shaving and being pink, but like, gross! Definitely not trying to shave this thing!”
After realizing the faux pas, Jackson’s owner remedied the situation by dressing him for the fall and winter, making him wear a green New York Jets sweater over the white coat.
Jackson was not happy with the change however, stating, “This is even more embarrassing!”
Article by Louie Aronowitz - @louiearonowitz