Cat’s Bed Also Computer
NEW YORK - Neighborhood cat, Jude Paw, recently discovered her warm comfy bed on her owner’s desk, can also function as a $4,000 video editing machine, sources confirm.
“Barry, my pet human, brought home this fold up bed, and set it up on the desk for me,” she began. “It’s all warm and cozy. But then every day he’ll push my off it and basically stare at it for hours. I don’t get it. He’s weird.”
Barry Groman, Jude’s owner, explained his reasoning for restricting her time on her bed.
“I work as an editor, so I need to get to my computer during the day,” he stated. “She loves getting in my way! But sometimes she’s just so comfortable there that I don’t have the heart to push her away. I’m really behind on my work. I’ve gotten fired from a few recent gigs… Do you know anyone that needs video editing by the way?”
In an attempt to share custody over the bed, Jude has switched over to her secondary bed, the small tablet that Barry likes to stare at and paw at often times.
Article by Louie Aronowitz - @louiearonowitz