Dog Using New Doggie Bed Every Night To Climb Up To Real Bed
NEW YORK - Neighborhood dog, Carmen San Dioggo, has been using her new doggie bed every night since the purchase as a jumping off point to get onto the human bed next to it, her owner confirmed.
“I bought this adorable little doggie bed for her,” Jessica Ferguson began. “It’s so cute and fluffy, definitely super comfortable, I got it from Bed Bath and Beyond, using this sick coupon for like 80% off. Anyway, I got this doggie bed, and I guess technically she uses it every night, but just as a step stool to get closer to my bed. I bought her her own bed and she still insists on jumping into my bed!”
Carmen San Dioggo admitted the allegation is true, as she shamelessly climbed onto the bed in the middle of the day.
“Sometimes I’ll hang out in the tiny bed for a few minutes,” she commented. “Especially if there is another person in the regular bed, but after a few minutes I can usually just climb up and Jessica gives up and lets me. This doggie bed is really great, it gives me just enough lift to reach the real bed. I love it, as a jumping off point to get onto Jessica’s bed!”
Though Ferguson attempted moving the doggie bed further from the real bed to discourage it’s newfound primary use, Carmen San Dioggo was much too clever for her and simply pushed it back over to the real bed and continued utilizing it in this new way; Jessica has since given up trying to keep Dioggo off the bed.
Article by Louie Aronowitz - @louiearonowitz