We Forced a Bot To Look At 1,000 Cute Puppies and Now It Has a More Successful Instagram Than Us
NEW YORK - Neighborhood BOT was forced to see 1,000 images of cute puppies, along with thousands of images of other cute animals, like cats, otters, and foxes, and subsequently created an Instagram account, posting cute pictures, and instantly going viral, sources indicate.
“10001011101 10001 001 1 10011101111010001 1001001,” the BOT commented. “11011010010, 010101 00 001 001110100 010111.”
Several content creators saw the results and were understandably displeased.
“You know, I spend all day creating original and interesting content that is both poignant AND funny, and this is what happens?!” responded Instagram fame hopeful Aaron Fetter. “I even gave in and started just posting cute animals, but how can we compete with a bot?! It knows exactly when to post, and what hashtags to use; it’s like cheating! It’s like a machine!”
Many conspirators hoping to end the BOT’s reign as king of social media have attempted showing it The Last Jedi for 1,000 hours in the hopes that it will shut itself down, but so far the results are not promising.
Article by Louie Aronowitz - @louiearonowitz