Dog Wants to Play Fetch But Won't Drop Ball
DANBURY, CT - Local dog, Ruffus Wainwright, though excited to play fetch, was unable to partake as he was too afraid to let go of the ball, sources allege.
“THROW IT!” he pleaded to his owner. “WHY WON’T YOU THROW IT?!?”
Taylor Lynch, Wainwright’s owner, was initially confused, but soon understood the situation.
“The first few times he said ‘throw it’ while he still had the ball, I was confused,” Lynch began. “But eventually I caught on: he has commitment issues. He has trouble letting go. Once he got the ball, he didn’t want to drop it. But he still wanted to play fetch. It must be so confusing for him!”
Taylor made a half hearted attempt to rip the masticated tennis ball from between Wainwright’s teeth, but after several failed attempts, he gave up, and just threw a different tennis ball, which ironically caused Wainwright to finally drop the first one.
Article by Scott Greenberg - @Scottmakingcents