Bulldog Just One Massive Wrinkle

Bulldog Just One Massive Wrinkle

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Nashville, TN - Upon bringing their beloved bulldog of five years, Artie, to the vet for a routine cleaning, the Miller family was shocked to discover he didn’t have a mouth and was actually just one big wrinkle.

“It was quite a surprise,” said Mrs. Miller. “I’ve had bulldogs since I was a little girl, and there was nothing that suggested to me that Artie was anything other than a purebred Victorian Bulldog.”

Their vet, Dr. Lisa Rice, on the other hand, was not surprised.

“Oh this kind of thing happens all the time,” Rice began. “A nice family goes to a less than reputable breeder expecting to get a bulldog and they get one big wrinkle instead. It’s sad really.”

Upon learning that their bulldogs are actually wrinkles, many families choose to put them up for adoption; not the Millers though.

“Obviously this doesn’t change how we feel about Artie” Mr. Miller said. “We love him. He’s a good wrinkle.”


Article By Peter Casciato - @Petercasciato

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