Neighborhood Dog Always A Ring-Bearer, Never Even A Bridesmaid
NEW YORK - Tammy, a neighborhood dog, while elated to be included in her owner’s wedding party, has been hit with the realization she will likely always be a ring-bearer, never even a bridesmaid.
“I overheard Beth, for years, saying this thing, always a bridesmaid, never a bride,” Tammy began. “Well how do you think I feel? I’m not even a bridesmaid! Always a ring-bearer, never a bridesmaid. Stinks!”
Beth Allen, Tammy’s owner, and soon-to-be Mrs. Chan-Allen, was without answers for Tammy, but assured all that Tammy would likely forget about this entire thing within minutes.
“There’s no good answer in these situations,” Allen added. “But luckily, Tammy’s a dog, so all I really have to do is like, take her for a drive with the window open, or “drop” some food on the floor, and we’re all good. Anyways, do you want to hear about my wedding?”
Tammy did in fact get over the issue, as she realize just by being a dog, she was instantly the center of attention at the wedding; that, and Beth’s fiance gives expert level belly rubs.
Article by Louie Aronowitz - @louiearonowitz