Dog Gets More Matches Than Owner On Tinder
NEW YORK - Sherlock, a neighborhood puppy, has become the main picture for owner Brad Zoller’s dating profile, garnering far more matches than Zoller has ever had in the past, sources allege.
“I would get like, maybe one or two a day,” Zoller began. “Ever since I changed my main picture to a pic of Sherlock being super cute, I match with like, literally, everyone! I’ll wake up to like 20 new matches every morning. It’s insane!”
Sherlock does not mind being the catalyst for Zoller’s dating quest, as his main goal is to make Zoller happy anyway.
“This is what best friends are for, right?” Sherlock commented. “As best friend, nay, wing man, it is my solemn oath to help Brad with dating woes. That is not limited to consoling him with cuddles when he gets ghosted, which is like, every day. That duty extends into helping initiate interactions as well. I do the same thing at the dog park, and the bar that allows dogs so it’s basically just an indoor dog park.”
Zoller recently discovered an adjacent dating-hack, where if one brings their dog on the date itself, it makes it far less awkward for both parties, facilitating an exponentially higher success rate in securing the coveted second date.
Article by Louie Aronowitz - @louiearonowitz