Shaved Dog Looks Like Lion
NEW YORK - Neighborhood dog Bark Zuckerberg was recently confirmed to look like a lion after owners shaved all but his face.
“We left the fur around his face, but shaved all over the rest of him,” owner Kathie Kim stated. “Now he looks like a lion. It’s awesome.”
Bark was not amused, but was glad to be shaven in time for summer.
“It’s about to get real hot out,” he commented. “Like, really hot. Seriously hot. It’ll be nice to not have this fur when the temperature gets way up there, ya know?”
Though he vigilantly protested, there have since been countless reports of people holding Bark up to the sun at the edge of a cliff and singing Circle of Life; most people doing so have been fully grown adults.
Article by Louie Aronowitz - @louiearonowitz