Nudist Colony Shocking Reminder Why Humans Wear Clothes
Neighborhood puppy, Jenny, experienced a shocking reminder why humans generally wear clothes after spending time at a nudist colony, sources confirm.
“We decided to become nudists, or at least try it out and see how it goes,” Phil Stewart, Jenny’s owner, commented. “We brought Jenny with us to the retreat, because, well, she’s part of the family! And technically she’s already nude too, right? Makes sense to me!”
Jenny initially had the belief that it was quite bizarre that humans always wear clothing on their bodies, but quickly reversed that sentiment upon arrival at the retreat.
“The human body is gross,” Jenny began. “It should not be seen by any living, breathing organism. I’m like, still having nightmares about it. All the folds and swinging and, ugh, nevermind, I feel nauseated just thinking about it. None of those body parts were as cute as my tale - like, not even close.”
As the Stewart family continues living as nudists, Jenny has since begun wearing clothes on a daily basis in an effort turn the tides back to a clothes-required household.
“I just hope they get the hint sooner rather than later!”
Article by Reese Morgenstern - @RJMorgenstern