Punk Cat Joins Band As Wire Chewer
NEW YORK - Otter, a neighborhood Tabby, announced he is officially a member of his owner’s now 4-piece punk band, HulkSmash, filling the role of “cat who chews on cables,” amongst various other similar roles, sources indicate.
“I’m so excited to be an official member,” Otter began. “They used to kick me out of the practice room and lock the door, but they’ve stopped recently, so I guess that means I’m in the band now!”
Otter made sure to clarify he is more than just a wire-chewer.
“I also chew the corner of the guitar amp, the microphone, power cables AND instrument cables,” he continued. “I’m a multi instrumentalist, really. Quite versatile if I may say so myself!”
The band has recently announced plans to rent a practice space not in the singer’s mom’s basement, and will not be inviting Otter to join.
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