Dog Gets Interviewed By Human News For Some Reason
NEW YORK - Jude Paw, a neighborhood dog, was interviewed by a local television news team as if the humans would understand anything he says, sources indicate.
“We just wanted to get his take on the situation,” local reporter Alex Kerr stated. “He was there and saw the whole thing; we all wanted to know what he thought.”
Jude Paw was happy to take questions and make a statement, knowing full well no one would understand what he had to say.
“I'll play the game,” he began. “To them it just sounds like barking, but I know it will eventually end in the ever elusive behind-the-ear-scratches, so it's fine. Ooh, and this microphone looks tasty, this is a good opportunity to just bite into it too!”
Jude Paw, after making an official statement, decided instead of taking questions, to swat at the microphone, then show off some tricks for the camera, before just going to sleep mid broadcast; classic Jude Paw move.
Article by Louie Aronowitz - @louiearonowitz