Boston Terrier Actually from Cambridge

Boston Terrier Actually from Cambridge

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CAMBRIDGE, M.A. - In a shocking news conference, Spot, a neighborhood Boston Terrier, has revealed she was actually born in Cambridge.

“It’s just easier to tell people I’m from Boston,” she explained in front of flashing cameras and jostling reporters. “I just don’t have the energy to complicate things and go down that rabbit hole of explanation. And Cambridge is right next to Boston anyway, so like, what’s the difference, right?”

Though the deception is benign, many felt betrayed on principle of being lied to.

“It was mostly also partially a PR thing. Boston terrier brings to mind New England, the American Revolution, the Sox,” Spot continued. “But a Cambridge terrier? You sound like some snobby Harvard kid.”

She wrapped up the news conference by stating, “At least I’m not from Newton.”


Article By Peter Casciato - @Petercasciato

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