Veterinarian Still Only One To Ever Rub Belly Correctly
Austin, TX - Neighborhood Greyhound, Sandy, confirmed recently, the only human to ever give a proper belly rub is still her Veterinarian, Dr. Giuseppe.
"None of the several, probably millions, of humans I’ve met, ever truly knew how to rub my belly,” Sandy began, gazing longingly at a picture of Dr. Giuseppe. “It’s like night and day. The randoms at the park, my owner, none of them get it. I wish Dr. Giuseppe could teach a class or something. I think he does teach a class, but it’s like, on dog medicine or something. Is there a belly rub class in vet school? I wonder. Maybe I can sign my owner up for an online belly rub course. I’ll look into that and report back!”
To the uninitiated, a trip to the vet is the worst. But for those in the know, like Sandy, a trip to the vet is the best.
"Listen, I like my owner and his friends,, but I'd never experienced that kind of euphoria before," she added in regards to her most recent trip to the vet. “Take your dog to the vet as much as you possibly can.”
After a few weeks, Sandy mentioned plans to fake coughing, or perhaps eat some chocolate, in an attempt to get an extra vet trip.
Article by Reese Morgenstern - @RJMorgenstern