Human Child On Leash Must've Transformed From Dog

Human Child On Leash Must've Transformed From Dog

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Big Timber, MT - Neighborhood child on a leash must have transformed from a dog into a human, as that is the only logical explanation, several dog sources speculate.

"Oh, that kid most certainly used to be a dog," Linus, a neighborhood pug, commented, assuming there would be no way the human race would put leashes on other humans, especially children. “It’s the only conclusion that makes any sense.”

There's been a growing community of humans walking their children around on leashes, causing many in the canine community to wonder if the humans have created a device to convert their dogs into children as an alternative to birth.

“I saw the parent pulling on the leash,” Linus continued. “And you KNOW they would never do that to a human child. It must be a habit from when he was still a dog. There’s no other logical explanation for any of it.”

As of recently, Linus has noticed his owner and a close friend discussing turning him into a human child behind closed doors, though it is difficult to tell, as the conversations are generally short, followed by what sounds like rearranging the furniture in the bedroom.


Article by Reese Morgenstern - @RJMorgenstern

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