Dog Jumps In Front Of TV
NASHUA, NH - Neighborhood dog, Applejack, jumped in front of an oncoming episode of “The Office” earlier this afternoon, believing he is more interesting, and thus more deserving of attention, city residents confirmed.
“I know I’m more entertaining than the square light,” said Applejack, a 2-year old border terrier. “I just need to make them see. If I wait for just the right time, they’ll understand. Maybe right as the tall guy starts talking all soft to the woman?”
The Netflix binging came to an abrupt stop after the incident.
“I mean this is like our 10th time through watching the show, at least, so it wasn’t a big deal,” said Applejack’s owner, Savannah. “I had to get up to hit the continue watching button anyways. It’s just, he always picks the worst possible moments! It’s like he’s following the story or something!”
The whole incident lasted about 2 minutes before Applejack was rushed to the backyard where he could run around.
As to when Applejack will be back inside, Savannah hinted at letting him return around the “Scott’s Tots” episode, and basically all of season 8.
Article by David McLaughlin - @DavidMcGlofflin