Buzzfeed Quiz Determines Every Person Is Dog Person
NEW YORK - A Buzzfeed quiz to determine whether or not the user is a “dog person,” has determined every single person who has ever taken said quiz, is in fact, a “dog person.”
“We were skeptical as to whether or not such a quiz was even necessary,” began senior content editor, Sarah Benson. “But we here at the Buzz, that’s what we call it for short, decided it’s best to test all theories and be sure. Also, this is the kind of quiz that will get those sweet sweet clicks.”
The quiz posed questions regarding the user’s likes and dislikes, as if those would have any bearing on their feelings about dogs.
“The quiz asked me about like, food I like, if I’m into sports, I don’t know, it seemed pretty random,” commented recent user, Pam Horwitz. “I don’t even know why I took the test to begin with, of course I’m a dog person. What kind of a person doesn’t like cute dogs?”
When asked about the dog policy at the office, Benson clarified.
“It’s not that we’re not dog people here at Buzzfeed. It’s that if there were dogs around, we’d never get any work done!”
Article by Louie Aronowitz - @louiearonowitz