Tail Knocking Everything Off Table

Tail Knocking Everything Off Table

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NEW YORK - Puppers, a neighborhood dog, while walking through the living room, knocked all contents of the coffee table over without even realizing, with his tail, sources confirm.

“It’s like they’re not even connected,” commented his owner, Sal Brush. “He just prances by, and there right behind him is this giant tail just swiping by, knocking everything over. Doesn’t matter, drinks, food, decoration, whatever is on that table is done for.”

Puppers was surprised at the allegations, having never even noticed such events.

“I don’t know, I just kinda walk around, and sometimes I wag my tail,” he began explaining. “I never noticed it being a problem, that’s weird!”

As puppers approached a nearby trophy stand, Sal scooped him up and distracted him with pets and cuddles before he could cause any real damage.


Article by Louie Aronowitz - @louiearonowitz

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