Dog Not Amused By April Fools Trick
NEW YORK - Mr. Puppy, a neighborhood dog, was decidedly unamused at his owner’s April Fools Day trick, in which he pretended to have treats, sources confirm.
“You could tell by Pup’s face,” his feline roommate, Catherine, began. “He was not about this tricky business. He was p-ed off. Real bad. I had never seen him growl until that day!”
Mr. Puppy and Catherine’s owner, Sean Merkin, thought it was a humorous jest, completely unaware of his pet’s frustration.
“I don’t get it, why pretend there’s a treat when there isn't?” Mr. Puppy commented. “Like, what form of masochism is this. You know I want the treat. I know you have treats. Why you gotta do me dirty like that Sean? Come on now!”
Eventually, Mr. Puppy gave up and stopped getting excited for the treats, as he realized it was a trick. This prompted Merkin to finally give him the treat, as the fun was spoiled.
“April Fools is stupid anyway,” Merkin stated. “Whatever.”
Article by Louie Aronowitz - @louiearonowitz