Dog Discovers Talking Bunny, Takes Picture
NEW YORK - Bowie, a neighborhood Husky, discovered a scientific wonder, bunny with the ability to speak English, at the local mall, sources indicate.
“When Bowie returned home, he was beaming with excitement,” mentioned fellow Husky, Freddie. “He was just rambling about this bunny that sounded just like our owner, spoke english, and took photos with kids. I don’t know if I believe it, cause that sounds pretty outrageous to me, but that’s what he claims.”
Bowie was certain of his findings, telling anyone who would listen.
“I don’t know when the mall became the circus, but that was incredible,” he started. “The bunny not only spoke English and took photos, but even walked around on its hind legs like a human, and could do simple math upon taking money from all the parents. It was a marvelous site.”
Bowie’s owner, Mike March, was less enthused about the discovery.
“That talking bunny cost me quite a bit of money,” March stated. “I guess you get what you pay for though, cause he was great with Bowie, so I suppose it’s worth it.”
Bowie added the wondrous behavior of the talking bunny didn’t end there, as he later witnessed him in the parking lot of the mall smoking a cigarette and speaking on an iPhone.
Article by Louie Aronowitz - @louiearonowitz