Human Throws Perfectly Good Bone In Trash
NEW YORK - Rush, a neighborhood dog, expressed confusion and disappointment, as her owner, Pete Mann, threw a perfectly good bone in the trash after having dinner, sources confirm.
“I don’t know what those puppy eyes were all about,” Pete began. “She sat there and watched me clean up like it was the end of Marley and Me or something! We had ribeye steaks for dinner, finished, cleaned up. I even gave her some of my steak, so like, what’s up with her?”
Rush had her eyes on the remains of the steak, baffled at the human’s wasteful practices.
“He had this perfectly good bone, right there on the plate,” Rush began complaining. “What is wrong with this guy? He does this literally every sunday. Comes home from the store, cooks, eats, then throws away what should be my new chew toy/dinner combination. I’m beginning to think we’re not really best friends!”
Rush, though initially upset, simply dug the bone from the trash after Pete fell asleep, leaving a trail of garbage through the kitchen.
Article by Louie Aronowitz - @louiearonowitz