Dog Continues Attempting To Burrow Beneath Door

Dog Continues Attempting To Burrow Beneath Door

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NEW YORK - Dog The Bounty Hunter, a neighborhood Beagle, has been attempting to burrow beneath the door to her owner’s bedroom for years, but to no avail, sources confirm.

“You'd think she would get it by now,” owner Jenna Carp commented. “She clearly doesn't fit in that space. The space between the door and the floor is like a centimeter, if even that much.”

Dog The Bounty Hunter holds out belief, if she could just get her nose in there, the space would open up for her.

“I can feel it in my bones,” she began. “If I could just get my nose and paws in there, I can just about break through. I so badly want to know what's back there!”

Making things even more strange, Dog continues burrowing beneath the door even after Jenna attempted to make things easier recently by installing a doggy door.


Article by Louie Aronowitz - @louiearonowitz

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