Dog Frightened By Identical Dog, On Other Side Of Window, In Identical Room
NEW YORK - Dominique Paws, a neighborhood dog, was startled and terrified upon coming across a dog which looked exactly like her, mimicking her every motion, in a room identical to the one she was in, on the other side of a window, sources allege.
“It’s like she was doing that Harpo Marx thing,” she began. “Everywhere I went, she copied. I ran in circles, lied down, whatever. She would just copy every move I made. It was scary stuff.”
Dominique’s owner, Patrick Chan, watched the event unfold, but felt it unnecessary to step in.
“I don’t know what her deal is,” Chan stated. “She is constantly getting spooked by the eastern end of the living room. But, within a few minutes she gives up and leaves, so, whatever I guess, right?”
Dominique Paws later noticed her apparent twin in the window had an owner exactly identical to hers as well, making things even weirder and more terrifyingly confusing.
Article by Louie Aronowitz - @louiearonowitz