Office Dog Still Waiting On Promotion
SAN FRANCISCO, C.A. - Neighborhood Beagle, Melvin, expressed frustration at again being passed over for a promotion after almost three years as the office dog at local tech company JySys, sources indicate.
“I provide a lot of value to this company, increasing the general well-being of everyone in the office in both an internal and client-facing capacity,” Melvin began. “My presence is vital to efficiency.”
Due to his busy schedule, Melvin took the meeting on the go, during a walk around the Embarcadero.
“I like to call it the Em-BARK-adero,” he added, showcasing his trademark business-appropriate office humor.
JySys senior director, Henrietta Daniels, explained that the issue of a promotion has not been considered.
“Melvin has never raised the issue, and if he did I would probably decline due to his inconsistent track record of attendance and constantly interrupting meetings,” she stated. “He is also notorious for finishing other people’s food in the break room.”
Article By Allison Mick - @allison_mick