Dog Restrained By Mysterious Invisible Force
ROCHESTER, NY - Digger, a three-year-old German Shepherd infamous for brazenly trespassing throughout his suburban neighborhood, has confirmed the presence of an invisible force surrounding his owner’s yard.
“I can’t see it, but I know it’s there,” Digger began. “I can, just, like, feel it. Does that make sense? When I approach the edge of the yard, it’s like there’s a fence, but like, it’s invisible, you know?”
Neighborhood dogs chimed in with concern, noting the sudden change in behavior.
"I knew right away something huge must have happened," reported Napoleon, a bulldog living three streets over. "Used to be, not a day went by that Digger isn't out here, digging up flower beds and what not. I can't even imagine what would keep him away."
"I mean, I saw Digger chew through chicken wire once just to investigate a new smell,” mentioned Coco, the cockapoo next door. “But it's like he's genuinely afraid of this imperceptible fence of his… And I can't help but wonder, what if he knows something we don't?"
The alleged fence may have caused backlash to the homeowners that installed it, as Digger’s next course of action is to attempt to dig a tunnel underneath the fence at the edge of the yard.
Article by William Leisner - @bleisner