Human Brings Home Second, Hairier Human

Human Brings Home Second, Hairier Human

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AUSTIN, TX - Aaron, owner of neighborhood Beagle, Lucy, brought home a new, hairier human for as of yet undisclosed purposes, sources indicate.

“I was terrified at first,” Lucy divulged. “I was already on edge because my human, Aaron, usually comes home just after his smell fades from the couch, around 6 pm, and now it was already closer to 10 or 11.”

Upon seeing the unfamiliar guest, who may have been a human-dog hybrid, Lucy was of course intrigued, determining this would require further study.

“I wanted to go in for a closer smell but my owner was uncharacteristically territorial of our new friend,” Lucy continued. “He removed me from the bedroom!”

Unfortunately, Lucy was unable to gather more data.

“It’s really saddening,” Lucy confessed. “Aaron even held me back as he just let the mystery guest walk out the door in the morning! I am a little saddened I couldn’t examine him closer, but it’s honestly the happiest I’ve ever seen my human. I think that’s more important than my studies."

If recent phone conversations are any indication, Lucy anticipates several more opportunities to continue the research.


Article by J.D. Halbleib - @TheGameSnake

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