Dog Can’t Believe Owner Wearing Same Sweater
BUFFALO, N.Y. – Neighborhood dachshund Pebble was in utter disbelief upon finding her owner was wearing the exact same sweater as her, in a flagrant transgression of pet fashion etiquette, sources indicate.
“This is an outrage. Courtney knew exactly what I planned to wear on our walk, and she just had to wear the exact same thing?!” said the incensed dog as she compared the two identical blue knit outfits. “I can NOT be seen in public like this!”
Pebble had been worried about streetwide embarrassment when bystanders witness the fashion faux pas.
“I need to change into my other doggie jacket, like, right now,” Pebble commented, as she attempted to get the sweater off. “Courtney needs to get a grip and stop trying to be like me all the time.”
While the sweater situation was disturbing, upon arrival at the dog park, Pebble appeared to have forgotten all about the incident.
Article by Grant Mulitz - @gmulz