Dog With ADD Just Regular Dog
NEW YORK - Sparky, a neighborhood dog recently diagnosed with attention-deficit disorder, is reportedly behaving exactly like every other dog that has ever existed in the history of the species, sources confirm.
“He runs around the house, not really chasing anything, just kinda running from one wall to another, like, all day,” commented owner Samantha Rogers. “Sometimes he’ll stop in the middle of the room because he sees something, or smells something, and will just run somewhere else.”
Veterinarian, Dr. Kensington, confirmed the diagnosis in a statement.
“It is definitely ADD,” Kensington said. “It’s becoming more and more common in younger dogs like Sparky. He can’t focus for very long, is forgetful, and will just stop paying attention to you, especially if there is food involved.”
Sparky began adding his perspective, commenting on his experiences with ADD, until the doorbell rang and distracted him.
Article by Louie Aronowitz - @louiearonowitz