Dog Only Wants Whatever Owner Is Having
BOSTON, MA - Bobble, a 6-year-old Springer Spaniel, only wants whatever food his owner is having, not his own, sources indicate.
“I tried everything,” said Carol, Bobble’s owner. “Soft food, hard food, organic, raw, Rachel Ray’s Nutrish, even celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay’s Hell Hound dog food, but nothing satisfies him. He only wants what I’m eating.”
Bobble clarified the situation.
“It’s not that I necessarily want her food,” he began. “It’s just, a little variety would be nice. A juicy steak, or that thing the humans call ‘Za, not this boring bland mush and kibble nonsense every day.”
Bobble has recently implemented various tactics to get the change in diet he so desires.
“He usually starts with intense eye contact,” Carol continued. “This progresses to barking and frantic scratching at my legs. I always give in, but like, why?”
“Listen, I’m a dog, what does she expect? This is what I do,” Bobble added. “And she thinks if she waits long enough I’ll stop and give up, but come on, really, I could go all night... Though she usually caves in after five minutes anyway.”
Article by Jae Heller - @helleritsmee