Stranger Scary Until Setting One Foot Inside

Stranger Scary Until Setting One Foot Inside

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Los Angeles, CA - Fetch, a lab mix, has been reassessing what initially appeared to be potential threats to his family, upon entering the premises.

“My new best buddy was very scary when he was behind the gate,” Fetch began, in regard to a recent visitor. “But then he stepped inside and I love him.”

Often times Fetch scares off visitors before they even enter, but once inside he rewards them with slobbery toys, noting, “Anyone would be grateful to have this squeaky bone, right?”

“Fetch will protect me at all costs until the person he’s protecting me from is actually on the property,” his owner, Danielle Renault, stated, baffled. “My house was burglarized last week and supposedly Fetch tried to stop the break in; until they broke in.”

A neighbor, Alex Firer, confirmed the account.

“I saw the whole burglary,” Firer commented. “Fetch was the best guard dog I’ve ever seen. Until the intruders actually broke in through the window. Then he jumped up and showered them with kisses. I think he was actually sad to see them leave. He kept chasing after them.”

After a moment, Firer also added, “Huh. Now that I think about it I guess I should’ve called the cops or something.”


Article by Hana Michels - @hanamichels

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