Dog Nervous By Implications Of Being Named Pavlov
NEW YORK - A neighborhood Terrier expressed anxiety due to his owner’s choice of name, Pavlov, expecting to be a recipient of various experiments, sources report.
“I don’t know exactly what the deal is with Pavlov’s dog,” he began, “but I know he ran experiments of some kind. It makes me nervous what my owner might have in store for me.”
Jessica Stanton, Pavlov’s owner, feeds him regularly, every morning, which is a clear indication of diet related experiments being implemented.
“Every morning, around 8:00, she puts out food,” Pavlov continued. “Same bowl, same amount of food, then she just leaves. Doesn’t come back until about 6:30 that night, at which point she puts more food out. Same amount again, same bowl, same place. This is very suspect and will require further study.”
Pavlov became increasingly worried upon noticing there is a particular frequency heard every morning at 6:00, which triggers Stanton to leave her bed and drink coffee.
“Maybe someone is doing the same experiments on her!”
Article by Louie Aronowitz - @louiearonowitz