Dog Trying To Get In On Box At Schrödinger’s Office
NEW YORK - Bark Hamill, a neighborhood dog, expressed interest in investigating a notoriously unopened box in Dr. Schrödinger’s office, sources confirm.
“I keep hearing chatter about this box,” Bark began. “Apparently there’s a cat in it? Why should the cat get to enjoy the box and not me? What’s that about? And tell me more about this box! Is it cardboard? Does it still have those packing peanuts in it? Will I easily be able to climb in, or will it be a challenge? I don’t mind a challenge, but I’m also getting older, so I don’t know. Someone give me something here!”
Bark’s owner, Jessica Peters, was discussing Schrödinger’s famous postulation with some friends at a dinner party.
“We were talking about how ridiculous the ‘experiment’ is,” Peters mentioned. “It’s dumb, and I’m pretty sure he initially said it as a joke anyway. But, you could just tell, as soon as I mentioned ‘box,’ those little ears perked up, and Bark Hamill showed up, ready to play. He loves a good cardboard box.”
Bark later commented on the entire situation stating, “Until you open the box and let me play in it, I am both upset and really upset!”
Article by Louie Aronowitz - @louiearonowitz