Odd Tasting Food Hidden In Box Shaped Like Heart

Odd Tasting Food Hidden In Box Shaped Like Heart

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NEW YORK - Adam Perry, owner of Jumpy, a neighborhood dog, hid an odd tasting new food inside a small red box shaped like a heart, sealed with a bow, hidden in his underwear drawer, sources confirm.

“It tasted really weird,” Jumpy noted. “Not like any other food I’d ever had before. Also, what’s with the weird shaped box? And there was an envelope with more hearts drawn on it, and a big dark-grey bow. I found it in the usual hiding place, where he stashed that shiny ring I ate a few weeks ago.”

Perry has taken precautions in an attempt to prevent Jumpy from breaking into the food, though to no avail.

“He’s wiley like that,” Perry mentioned. “No matter where I hide stuff, he always tracks it down. He’s got the nose of a bloodhound. I think he might actually be a bloodhound though. I don’t even know.”

Sources close to jumpy expressed elation at the variety of options contained in the box.

“He invited me over to try some,” began Rascal, a neighborhood beagle. “There were all kinds of different foods. Not like the usual food we get in the bowl. These ones were sweet, and some had fillings that were goopy and got stuck to the roof of my mouth. It was fun.”

Since discovering and subsequently feasting on this new hidden food, Jumpy has been sleeping under the bed for an unusually extended time.


Article by Louie Aronowitz - @louiearonowitz

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