Expedition Deeper Into Shoe Continues

Expedition Deeper Into Shoe Continues

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NEW YORK - Sauce, a neighborhood beagle, continued his quest, delving deeper towards the toe of his owner’s shoe, sources indicate.

“I’m not sure what he hopes to find in there,” owner Jon Parish commented. “I don’t keep anything in there. Does he think there’s food or something? He’s always just shoving his face in there, deeper and deeper.”

Sauce remained unfazed by Parish’s behavior, persevering onwards.

“There’s something in there,” Sauce remarked. “There’s gotta be. A tiny item just small enough that my face doesn’t fit in it? There’s definitely some sort of treasure hidden at the end. I will find it if it’s the last thing I do, I promise you that much!”

After hours of forcing his nose, then mouth, then tongue, in the shoe, Sauce eventually surrendered, concluding he could never reach whatever is in there peacefully, and began eating the shoe instead.


Article by Louie Aronowitz - @louiearonowitz

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