Dog Considers Himself Both Man and Woman's Best Friend
BERKELEY, CA - Neighborhood dog, Barkus Goldman, recently impressed other members of the dog community by declaring himself both man and woman’s best friend, sources confirm.
“I think that the whole ‘man’s best friend’ thing is outdated,” said Barkus Goldman. “My owner is a woman, and I am just as much her best friend as I am anybody else’s. Except she’s the bestest ever and I love her the most and she gives me treats and belly rubs. But in theory, she’s just as good as any other owner.”
Neighborhood dog Spotsy found Barkus Goldman’s statement to be inspiring.
“Dogs are everybody's best friend, not just the best friend of the human male,” said Spotsy. “Be it man, woman, or gender non-binary individual, I support all people’s right to befriend a doggo. I even have a friend who’s a cat.”
Though open to being best friends with everyone, Spotsy and Goldman both eventually admitted they are not actually best friends with cats, adding, “they’re the worst, obviously we’re not besties with them.”
Article by Quinn Brown