Dog Too Tired to Play After Thanksgiving Dinner
BLOOMINGTON, IN - Neighborhood dog, Andrew, was tragically too tired to play with his family after Thanksgiving dinner this year, sources confirm.
“It was definitely something I ate,” Andrew stated, blaming the tryptophan in the turkey scraps he ate, despite the fact that he sleeps 90% of the day everyday. “There’s no other possible explanation!”
Andrew’s owner, Eli, felt differently about the situation.
“He literally does this every day when we try to play with him, I don’t know why he’s being so dramatic about it,” Eli commented. “I don’t even know where he learned about tryptophan!”
Andrew had planned to investigate why he’s so tired, but is instead going to take a nap.
Article by Scott Greenberg - @scotmakingcents