Game of Monopoly Where Everyone Played as Dog Descends Into Madness
NEW YORK - Upon compromising and allowing all players to use a dog token for the game, The Miller family’s Monopoly game night turned ugly, all sources involved vehemently confirmed.
“Everyone always wants to use the dog,” stated Arthur, the family patriarch. “No one cares about the hat or the iron or whatever, we want that pup. So we compromised and all used a dog token. We have like 80 sets of Monopoly, so we just took the dog out of all the other ones so we could all use it, but then we lost track of who corresponded to which one, and that’s when the fighting got going.”
As all the Miller children eventually fought to the death in the living room, Miranda, their mother, attempted to defuse the situation a more peaceful way.
“I just packed up the game, thinking we’d be done and everyone would stop fighting,” she said. “Unfortunately, that made it worse, cause now the only way to find the winner is for them all to brawl. It was not one of our better days.”
Once tempers cooled, things seemed to return to normal for the Miller family, or at least the 4 members of the family that survived the ordeal; RIP Mark.
Article by Louie Aronowitz - @louiearonowitz