Dog Super Particular About Brand of Food, Literally Drinks Out of Toilet

Dog Super Particular About Brand of Food, Literally Drinks Out of Toilet

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TRENTON, NJ - Neighborhood dog, Hairy Potter, expressed disappointment upon discovering generic store brand food in his bowl, after returning from drinking directly out of the toilet, sources confirmed.

“Money is a little tight right now.” Dennis, Hairy’s owner, told us. “I really didn’t think it was such a big deal. I mean...dog food is dog food”.

Hairy has insisted his delicate palette requires only the finest fare; he even responded with a hunger strike.

“I won’t just eat any gross, cheap-o dog food. I have standards,” he commented, while on his way back to the restroom for another drink. “I’m not even going near this trash!”

After finishing his drink, he went outside to run around and presumably eat random foreign objects in the backyard.


Article by Scott Greenberg - @scotmakingcents

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