Neighborhood Cat Just Smashing Face Into Owner

Neighborhood Cat Just Smashing Face Into Owner

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NEW YORK - Neighborhood tabby, Cat Dennings, has been just smashing her face into her owner’s legs, body, and face, sources allege.

“I don’t understand it,” Cat’s owner Beth Calloway commented. “I’m petting her, I fed her, like, what could she possibly want? Is this just kind of a thing?”

Dennings confirmed it is a thing, as Beth called it.

“Yeah, some people think it’s a way of like imprinting on your human or something,” Dennings began. “But, honestly, it doesn’t really mean anything. I’m just smashing my face into things. It’s a thing.”

Dennings proceeded to also smash her face into Calloway’s friends and family, except for her uncle who clearly owns a dog; Dennings keeps a vast distance from him.


Article by Louie Aronowitz - @louiearonowitz

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