Dog Keeps Changing The Channel
NEW YORK - Neighborhood Beagle, Chrissy Beagle, has been sighted repeatedly changing the channel on owner Dana Kent’s television, sources confirm.
“I’m just minding my own business, trying to catch up on the news, or my shows,” Kent began. “And then in comes Chrissy, pawing at the remote, until it switches over to Animal Planet. Like, come on!”
Chrissy has acknowledged the behavior as true, but indicates no remorse for her actions.
“I wanna watch doggies. Animal Planet shows doggies. It’s simple math,” Chrissy stated. “Like, Dana, grow up, this is my house, and my TV. Now give me the remote! I’m not sitting through The Office again, we’ve rewatched it like 40 times already!”
Though it is a difficult time, Kent has taken comfort in knowing Chrissy Beagle has yet to discover the Dog Network, a new channel that just started.
Article by Louie Aronowitz - @louiearonowitz