Dog Informed He Is Cosplaying At Comic Con This Year
NEW YORK - Neighborhood dog, Sir Puptrick Stewart, was informed by his owner that he will in fact be dressing up for this year’s comic book convention, sources confirm.
“I’m gonna be Mega Man, cause the new game is coming out soon,” stated owner Phil Capper. “So naturally, Puptrick is gonna be Rush! I thought about doing a Picard thing, because of his name, but, I decided not to. Too complicated.”
Puptrick expressed some apprehension about being spray painted red, but was excited to get so much outdoors time on the way to and from the venue.
“Getting there and back means like a mile worth of walking!” he began. “And once we’re there, ooooooh there’s gonna be so many new humans ready to pet this robot puppers. Who’s got two paws and is about to crush Comic Con? This guy!”
Capper later added his cat, Salmon, will not be joining, after last year’s incident.
Article by Louie Aronowitz - @louiearonowitz
