Ugly Dog Still Pretty Cute
NEW YORK - Neighborhood Pug, Alan Barkin, though generally accepted as “ugly”, was recently found to still be pretty cute, like every other doggo ever, sources indicate.
“I mean, yeah, he’s super ugly,” commented owner, Matt Burk. “But like, look at how ugly he is, it’s adorable!”
Even Barkin understands his situation.
“I’ve looked in a mirror before, I am aware of how ugly I am,” he stated. “That doesn’t change the fact that I’m a dog, and, let’s be honest, literally every dog is cute.”
Though his statement rings true, the debate of whether all cats are cute continues on.
Article by Louie Aronowitz - @louiearonowitz