Dog Doesn't Even Have an Instagram
OAKLAND, C.A. - Skittles, a terrier mix, revealed recently that he does not have an Instagram account, to the shock of many of his friends and neighbors.
“Honestly it’s really freeing, living without relying on validation. I know I’m a good boy and I don’t need likes from hundreds or even millions of people to tell me that.”
When asked for comment, Skittles’ parents affirmed that Skittles is “a very good boy.”
Skittles, however, often strikes several different poses, with awareness of his angles and sensitivity to the location of his light, noting that “beauty isn’t meant to be confined to only two dimensions. It’s an injustice to the viewer to try to limit a dog’s potential in that way.”
He later revealed his lack of Instagram was because his parents wouldn’t let him, remarking that he is “totally fine” featuring strongly in their instagram accounts.
“We all know that I’d have more followers than both of them put together in a day which is 3 hours in human time. I’m that good a boy.”
Article By Allison Mick - @allison_mick