Dog Jealous of Owner's Walk of Shame
BETHESDA, M.D. – Neighborhood retriever Boomer, witnessing his owner stumble home after a night not spent in the apartment, found himself jealous of the long, early morning walk, sources confirm.
“He’s so lucky. He got to take a two mile walk, at 7:00 AM no less! That’s the dream,” said a visibly envious Boomer, as he watched his owner change out of yesterday’s clothes. “Walks are always great. I don’t know why he keeps muttering ‘that was a mistake.’”
Boomer’s owner immediately attempted to go to sleep upon arriving at the apartment.
“It was decidedly not a fun walk,” he commented. “I’m pretty sure everyone could tell what my deal was.”
Boomer expressed his desire to be made aware of and invited along to the human’s next early morning walk.
“Though I missed out on such a fun walk,” Boomer added, “I’m sure there will be a make up walk soon enough!”
Boomer noted he planned to investigate why his owner arrived home with the faint scent of the Friday Wag walker, Theresa.
Article by Grant Mulitz - @gmulz