Dog Denies Ugly Sweater Photoshoot
KANSAS CITY, MO - Iggy, a neighborhood dog, has denied a recent ugly-sweater photoshoot with owners, as confirmed by an official statement.
“That’s absolutely untrue,” Iggy stated. “I did not have an ugly-sweater photoshoot with my owners. I would never. It wasn’t me!”
Gail Cunningham, a middle school teacher and Iggy’s owner, disputed Iggy’s comments about the shoot however.
“I don’t know why Iggy is asserting that the photoshoot never happened. We’ve been doing these for 10 years already, and everyone loves them. Iggy is straight up lying!”
Gail’s daughter Jess, who was also featured in the photoshoot wearing a matching ugly sweater, was confused at the denial.
“He seemed so happy to be wearing that red sweater,” Jess began. “And it’s super comfy and warm. What is his deal? I mean, I get that such a thing could potentially ruin a dogs career or reputation or whatever, but still, it makes no sense!”
Iggy challenged accusers to produce any evidence of the photoshoot while coincidentally chewing on a stack of newly developed photographs.
Article by Olivia Sieck - @livsieck