NEW YORK - Neighborhood dog, Brent, was reportedly just playing when he bit a bystander at the park, sources confirm.
NEW YORK - Neighborhood dog, Brent, was reportedly just playing when he bit a bystander at the park, sources confirm.
NEW YORK - Neighborhood dog, Bark Maron, started a podcast in which he and the guests never once speak, just make dog noises for about 3 hours every week, and for some reason it has exploded in popularity, gaining well over a million subscribers, sources confirm.
BLOOMINGTON, IN - Neighborhood dog, Andrew, was tragically too tired to play with his family after Thanksgiving dinner this year, sources confirm.
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NEW YORK - Upon compromising and allowing all players to use a dog token for the game, The Miller family’s Monopoly game night turned ugly, all sources involved vehemently confirmed.
ATHENS, GA - Neighborhood Dog, Virginia Woof, found herself overwhelmed by her own intellect after mastering the craft of shaking hands, she confirmed.
TRENTON, NJ - Neighborhood dog, Hairy Potter, expressed disappointment upon discovering generic store brand food in his bowl, after returning from drinking directly out of the toilet, sources confirmed.
Stone Mountain, GA - Nugget, a neighborhood Pekingese, expressed embarrassment after being “walked” in a stroller, sources allege.
BERKELEY, CA - Neighborhood dog, Barkus Goldman, recently impressed other members of the dog community by declaring himself both man and woman’s best friend, sources confirm.
CHICAGO - Doggy life coach Bark McGrath recently shared tips and secrets to help get tummy rubs, that when used in moderation, will have a high success rate.
NEW YORK - Neighborhood Pug, Alan Barkin, though generally accepted as “ugly”, was recently found to still be pretty cute, like every other doggo ever, sources indicate.
NEW YORK - Neighborhood tabby, Cat Dennings, has been just smashing her face into her owner’s legs, body, and face, sources allege.
NEW YORK - Neighborhood Beagle, Chrissy Beagle, has been sighted repeatedly changing the channel on owner Dana Kent’s television, sources confirm.
NEW YORK - Neighborhood dog, Sir Puptrick Stewart, was informed by his owner that he will in fact be dressing up for this year’s comic book convention, sources confirm.
NEW YORK - Neighborhood cat, Jude Paw, recently discovered her warm comfy bed on her owner’s desk, can also function as a $4,000 video editing machine, sources confirm.
NEW YORK - Neighborhood puppy Vincent Dogforio has been confirmed by several witnesses to have a wet nose.
NEW YORK - Neighborhood dog-judge Michael Landis recently attempted to rank the top ten dogs and ended up with a billion-way tie between basically every dog ever and even some cats, sources confirm.
NEW YORK - Neighborhood dog, Carmen San Dioggo, has been using her new doggie bed every night since the purchase as a jumping off point to get onto the human bed next to it, her owner confirmed.
NEW YORK - Reggie, a neighborhood dog, was seen running in circles the way an average dog would while chasing their tail, though, Reggie has no tail, so he’s really just chasing nothing, bystanders confirmed.
NEW YORK - Neighborhood dog, Jackson, is being ridiculed for lack of fashion sense after continuing to wear his white coat after Labor Day, sources indicate.